sconesfortherichpeople:

devilofsolitude:

thefangirlingwarmage:

dawgyjr:

emzie-towers:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

My right foot’s baby toe… seems legit.

right next to my right eye…I was shot in the head? 8C;…or that almost makes me think of Dead Space 8c freaky

…*blinks*

I don’t have a birthmark.

D8

I’m fucking immortal you guys. Holy shit, no WONDER I have those moments where I suddenly feel like I’ve lived for centuries…

I have a birthmark on my thigh…

So I was shot in my thigh? Ouch.

I have one on my knee….

DOES THIS MEAN THAT I TOOK AN ARROW TO MY KNEE IN MY PAST LIFE?

rodaina90:

rodaina90:

sisuhu:

glasmond:

adequate post is adequate.

thestripperisloki:

oMG I’M DYING

datsoldier:

thisisnotlucid:

I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep.

HORSETHULU

its-an-ear-hat-john:

coulsonlaughingalonewithcards:

aj-watson:

dynamodanibeth:

I was going to just scroll past this, but then I felt like not reblogging it would have been a lie…

5 times and counting